My Husband "Subvet" says that when our first son "Sonshine" was born the sun rose on our world, when our second son "Gator" was born the sun laughed and when our daughter "Sugars" was born all the flowers bloomed. That says it all.

"Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass...
It's about learning how to dance in the rain."
Anonymous

Your mind is the garden, your
thoughts are the seeds, the harvest can either be flowers or weeds. — William
Wordsworth

Saturday, March 29, 2008

I can see the headline now!

Minor arrested for assult on a Law Enforcement Officer.



Here's the story:

We have a bunch of solicitors come through our town. And they're quite aggressive. So some schmuck supposedly from TXU came this afternoon. Subvet called the police-nonemergency number and notified them.

LEO rings doorbell, Subvet answers says come in as I'm making supper and we can talk in the kitchen.

On her way through the living room this civil servant gets rammed full speed in the knees by my 3 year old (this is Gator-boy's version of "hug")

(We like cops at my house, they "keep us safe")

So, a question for all you current and past LEO's out there......

Do they make handcuffs to fit a 3 year old Alligator?

:-)

6 comments:

Glenn B said...

I guess you could use flex cuffs!

Cookie..... said...

Yupper...with a desparado like that...I agree with Glenn. Good read MM.....

Stephanie D said...

Nah, LEOs just need to wear knee-pads.

Susan said...

Hee hee!!!! WHERE was the camera????
Susan

Anonymous said...

Awww. LEO should be flattered.

Pen of Jen said...

What about Little Tykes police car arrest???
Bill and Jen