Also, I wrote this one, so if you steal it, please name me as author.
If you have to make an intentional effort to take a shower at least every 48 hours...you MIGHT be a Mommy.
If you go out for a dinner alone with your husband, hear a kid scream and have to look over just to make sure it isn't one of yours...you MIGHT be a Mommy.
If you no longer put "laundry" on your to-do list because by the time you get it folded, the hamper is full again.....you MIGHT be a Mommy.
If dressing up means you put on a bra...you MIGHT be a Mommy.
If someone asks your favorite time of day and you say "nap-time"....you MIGHT be a Mommy.
If it takes you more than 5 minutes to decide if you want to eat supper or go to sleep...you MIGHT be a Mommy.
If you've considered getting a dog to help you keep the kitchen floor clean....you MIGHT be a Mommy.
If you plan what's for dinner based on whether or not it's bath night for the kids...you MIGHT be a Mommy.
If you've ever hoped for someone to put you in time out for 1 min per year of age.......you MIGHT be a Mommy.
If you've ever written your shopping list in crayon....you MIGHT be a Mommy.
If this is your idea of multi-tasking...
You just might be a Mommy!
Have a good Holiday folks!
14 comments:
Ok I am a Mommy! ! THe bra for getting dressed up I nearly choked on my carrot!!!
And deciding what is for dinner if it is bath night or not!!lol
Funny and I just read it to Bill!!
do I need a no beverages or carrots warning??
Hey I tried to say that in the email....my email is wigging out so let me check again!!
My email is not working correctly, so I will try again later. I have no idea what is up!!
More later..tonight I will email again!!
I may use jaggcreations(at)yahoo(com) so send me an email to that account, because I can use that but not penofjen???
What in the world I am complaining and we are chatting in a comment section and emails in real time!!! Isn't technology great!!
Happy Labour Day:-) I so loved this post...too funny! The cartoon is just hilarious, love it!! xox
If you're wrapped in gauze, you might be a mommy, or is that mummy? I get 'em confused; they're both soooo wrapped up in what they do.
funny stuff. i remember saying that nap time was my favorite time of day when my kids were in that phase. hmmm. i wish they were still in that phase. i miss those naps :)
Cute & you definitely are a Mommy!!
Susan
well, I've not written the shopping list in crayon....but all the rest came straight out of my life!!
truth is always funnier than fiction...or as Subvet says..you just can't make this poop up.
We attended the Plano balloon rally for several years when we had Suzy Blue. Seems like it was always windy and the events never were able to take off as planned. Trust they have better weather this year!!!
Susan
It's wonderful seeing all the balloons fly over the city...I want to take Sonshine but he's a bit too young. We'll make a point of going next year!
Oh this was too, too funny! You are most definitely a mommy and you have it down solid!!
I just might repost this at some point and you can be danged certain you shall get all the credit!
thank you Linda, that's high praise indeed.
Funny story I have been plagerized once (that I know of). I'd made up a VBS flyer for our church to hand out to all Elem kids (small town). 2 weeks after our flyer went out the daughter of our pastor brings home a flyer from another church in town saying..this looks like ours....
It was IDENTICAL!! The pastor asked me where ours'd come from...MY HEAD! I laughed and laughed! The highest form of flattery IS imitation!!! I still have both those flyers!! :-)
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