yikes! Where did the week go? Didn't I just do one of these posts??
Well, my evening was eventful.
I'll spare you the details but just say that it started with fever and vomiting and ended with me wielding my old yarn mop over the kitchen floor. (Sometimes Swiffer just doesn't cut it!)
Now, the up side to this is that my kitchen floor is cleaner than it's been in longer than I want to admit....
The down side is that when you suddenly decide to start cleaning things you realize just how dirty they are (ie how terrible a housekeeper you are). All I have to say is that dust bunnies make cheap pets.
As I was outside hosing down the high chair at dusk tonight, I noticed that we have lightening bugs!! Seems late in the year for em, but I guess everything's gonna be weird after this cool rainy summer.
So, I spent some time weighing the fun of chasing lightening bugs against the not-so-fun of getting eaten by mosquitoes. Since anything that will repel the mosquitoes will also repel the lightening bugs I guess they're a package deal.
I counted 5 bites by the time I went inside. I am not a mosquito magnet, nor do I react badly to them...however, Sonshine is both. So, I decided that the chasing lightening bugs experience will have to wait for another year. After the kids get big enough that they're actually bigger than the mosquitoes...
SO, now, on to the real purpose of this post!
words, words, words.
Without further Ado.....Here they are:
As usual, put all your made up definitions and guesses at the real definition in the comments.
I'll post the real definitions and winners for the Silly Goose and Smarty Pants awards on Saturday.