My Husband "Subvet" says that when our first son "Sonshine" was born the sun rose on our world, when our second son "Gator" was born the sun laughed and when our daughter "Sugars" was born all the flowers bloomed. That says it all.

"Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass...
It's about learning how to dance in the rain."
Anonymous

Your mind is the garden, your
thoughts are the seeds, the harvest can either be flowers or weeds. — William
Wordsworth

Monday, September 17, 2007

Story of my Life!

OK people, Cookie sent this to me in an email.

Now, not only am I telling you DO NOT DRINK ANY BEVERAGES WHILE LISTENING TO THIS SONG, I am also telling you MAKE SURE YOUR BLADDER IS EMPTY and also SIT ON THE FLOOR BEFORE YOU CLICK TO AVOID FALLING OUT OF YOUR CHAIR!!

Go here and listen to the song, then read my true-life story below.








My boys are chips off the old Subvet block. I want you to know.

One lovely Sunday morning I was sitting up in the choir loft and Sonshine (an infant at this time) was quietly sitting in Daddy's lap. During one of the quiet times in the service there is the wonderful sound of ghost poop echoing across the sanctuary....I RECOGNIZED IT AS MY SON'S!!

If you can recognize your child by the sound of their farts, you MIGHT be a Mommy.

Now, fast forward a couple of years and one child later.

Here we all are standing up at the alter of the church to baptize my infant Alligator. Everyone's watching and smiling, baby is flashing his show-stopping grin (yes, a crowd pleaser even at 2 months). Preacher says, "Let us pray." Every head bows,
Preacher says, "Dear Lord,"

"TTHHHBBBBBBBBTTTT!"
Oh yeah, the guest of honor just made sure to let his presence be known right there in front of (literally) God and everybody!


Oh and I should tell you that one of Sonshine's first phrases was "Good rip daddy, good rip"
Guess where he learned that!!

5 comments:

jennifer said...

Your kids are a delight!!

I will link after I finish reading to enjoy it at the end!!

diana said...

what a crack-up! both the song and your story. it's something you wish you could control - but obviously can't =]

PEA said...

ROFL I love it!!! That song is just hilarious and your story as well! hehe xox

Linda said...

I guess God must think there's something funny about passing gas, too, or he wouldn't have made it possible! After all, we are made in His image, right??

Diane J. said...

Y'all are a poot...I mean, a hoot! ;D

Everybody does it so I don't know why so many people are so embarrassed to admit they do it.