Oxymorphone (Opana, Numorphan, Numorphone) or 14-Hydroxydihydromorphinone is a powerful semi-synthetic opioid analgesic that is derived from thebaine, and is approximately 6–8 times more potent than morphine.
Vanquish - Aspirin/Acetaminophen/Caffeine
Pain Reliever/Pain Reliever Aid
Voltaren is in a group of drugs called nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory drugs (NSAIDs). Voltaren works by reducing hormones that cause inflammation and pain in the body.
Voltaren is used to treat pain or inflammation caused by arthritis or ankylosing spondylitis.
YOHIMBINE - ORAL (yo-HIM-bean)
BRAND NAME(S): Aphrodyne, Viritab, Yocon, Yohimex
USES: Yohimbine has been used to increase low blood pressure, to widen (dilate) the pupil of the eye and for certain cases of male impotence.
ZYVOX® (linezolid) is indicated in the treatment of the following infections caused by susceptible strains of the designated microorganisms:
Nosocomial pneumonia caused by Staphylococcus aureus (methicillin-susceptible and -resistant strains) or Streptococcus pneumoniae (including multidrug-resistant strains [MDRSP]). MDRSP refers to isolates resistant to 2 or more of the following antibiotics: penicillin, second-generation cephalosporins, macrolides, tetracycline, and trimethoprim/sulfamethoxazole.
Complicated skin and skin structure infections, including diabetic foot infections, without concomitant osteomyelitis, caused by Staphylococcus aureus (methicillinsusceptible and -resistant strains), Streptococcus pyogenes, or Streptococcus agalactiae. ZYVOX has not been studied in the treatment of decubitus ulcers.
oxymorphone - For those headaches that come from phone calls with morons.
Vanquish--relieves anxiety caused by watching movers try to squeeze your entire household inventory into a too-small moving van.
Voltaren is what electricians study in electric school
Yohimbine - Herbal extract for when you're bound up.
Zyvox-the failed company that followed Magnavox.
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