So that means it's time for Thesaurus Thursday.
Your words are:
For those who are new here today, the "rules" are as follows:
First and foremost, competition for the coveted Silly Goose Award is getting fierce!
Enter as many funny definitions for either word (or both) as you can think up!! Just leave them in the comments.
Next, if you know (or think you know) the true definitions without looking them up then be sure and leave those in the comments too!!
All definitions that are correct (or close enough for government work and Mighty Mom) will win the even more coveted Smarty Pants Award!
Awards will be given out in Saturday's post, so don't forget to come and see if you won!
As always I must give special thanks to Diane for creating these lovely awards for me.