My Husband "Subvet" says that when our first son "Sonshine" was born the sun rose on our world, when our second son "Gator" was born the sun laughed and when our daughter "Sugars" was born all the flowers bloomed. That says it all.

"Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass...
It's about learning how to dance in the rain."
Anonymous

Your mind is the garden, your
thoughts are the seeds, the harvest can either be flowers or weeds. — William
Wordsworth

Monday, October 8, 2007

new friends!

Well, now, anyone who tells me they "love, love, love, [my] blog" is pretty much gonna be my new favorite person! So, I go visit this new found friend and find a post so funny I immediately steal it!

Everyone needs to go and say Hiya to Gabby who is new (brand-new) to blogging. The 5 posts she has up, however are all wonderfully funny and entertaining.

19 Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks .. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "Mr. Brown can moo can you?"
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15 Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

I will add one more (I like round numbers)

20. Randomly go up behind people and start singing the Twilight Zone theme song!!

4 comments:

jennifer said...

Mighty Mom,
I know the Gabby Girl!! She and 4th are friends!!!

How cool is this? She lives a few miles from us!

Diane J. said...

I've gotten this as an email before, but it's been a while.

Good stuff! ;o)

ellen b said...

I'd love to walk around with you and see/hear you try some of these out! :)
LOL

PEA said...

LOL these are great...can you imagine going around and actually doing those things?? hehe I think they'd commit us! lol xox