So, one of the patients up here asked for prune juice.....
We don't keep prune juice so the house supervisor had to go down to the kitchen and bring some up.
Nurse #1 comes up to me and tells me there's prune juice at the nurse's station.
I tell him I don't need any thanks anyway.
Nurse #2 Comes up looking for the prune juice. It has now gone missing.
I accused Nurse #1 of stealing the prune juice. He accuses me. No thanks, still not in need of prune juice.
Charge nurse is now searching the floor for the prune juice.
Prune juice is nowhere to be found. All 5 nurses and 2 techs have been asked nicely. Next Charge nurse is gonna break out the rubber hoses.
Where did the prune juice go??
Well, says Nurse #1, we'll find out who stole it in a bit after they go to the bathroom!!
Sarah, says he, have you gone to the bathroom yet?? Nope, not I.
To my knowledge the prune juice still hasn't surfaced.
(and some people actually think nurses don't have anything to do!)