Giving my girl a good morning hug I ask "How are you?" Her reply, "I'm FOUR"
Somehow it seems to negate the purpose of spanking the 4 yr old, when she goes around afterward proudly showing off her "red hiney" to everyone....including the cats!!!!
Oldest son had stomach virus, woke in the middle of the night. Me: are you going to be sick? Him: no. Me: are you sure you're not going to throw up? Him: I'm sure ~~pukes all over both our feet~~ Me: sho'nuff!