My Husband "Subvet" says that when our first son "Sonshine" was born the sun rose on our world, when our second son "Gator" was born the sun laughed and when our daughter "Sugars" was born all the flowers bloomed. That says it all.

"Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass...
It's about learning how to dance in the rain."

Your mind is the garden, your
thoughts are the seeds, the harvest can either be flowers or weeds. — William

Saturday, October 11, 2008

E-Mail bag

This came from my Aunt Betsy.....

With all the turmoil in the market today and the collapse of Lehman Bros and Acquisition of Merrill
Lynch by Bank of America this might be some good advice. For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.
Watch for these consolidations in later this year:
1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace Co. Will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.

3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!

And finally...
9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name:


BumbleVee said...

ahahah ...and I was thinking along lines of GM before they get chummy with Chrysler ..... while stocks are only $4 each....but, it'll be a dull name...

Lucy Stern said...

Those were really cute, expecially the first one.....

Not sure I would buy any auto stocks. Ford and GM are about to crash, both are billions, not millions, but billions in debt...

Airborne dad said...


Harry said...

Those are funny. It's at times like this when you really do need a sense of humor.

Stephanie D. said...

Now, those were cute!

diana said...

lol. those were great. thanks for sharing your e-mail bag =)