Honest, I am!!
Funny thing about hospitals: they get cold at night. cold enough to_______. (fill in the blank).
So we nurses will frequently go and grab a blanket out of the oven (or warmer) to wrap up in while we're charting.
I actually forgot I was so wrapped and walked into a patient's room mummied up in my blankie.....didn't realize it till I went to help her get repositioned and it got in my way.
Sigh....once it was in the patient's room it was "dirty" and had to be left in her dirty linen.
That just broke my heart,
As it meant I had to go get a fresh, piping hot one out of the oven.........