Charge 1
Starving the children, as evidenced prior to each mealtime.
Charge 2
Neglecting the children, as evidenced each time the Defendant makes or receives a phone call.
Charge 3
Depriving the children, as evidenced each time the Defendant turns off the television.
Exhibit A
Exhibit B
Exhibit C
**enlarge to see cricket in the white circle**
Exhibit D
Exhibit E
Counter suit has been filed on the grounds that the children, without the knowledge or consent of the Defendant, did permanently adhere the following words to the Defendant's forehead:
Toddler Jungle gym
Infant Teething Ring
Human Pacifier
Reparations in the form of daily hugs and kisses are sought.
How does the jury find?????
5 comments:
You forgot maid, dishwasher, maker of the mac and cheese, walking milk factory, bath attendant and a bunch of other things that I can't think of right now because I'm TARD.
I declare a mistrial 'cause the jury is hung. And I'll refrain from further comments on that line of thinking. ;D
(And that baby needs more sugar and snugglin', so get to it!) ;-)
Love and hugs,
Diane
I had to be removed from the jury(as I am now facing conspiracy charges/and neglect after the fact due to phone call lasting a healthy neglectful amount of time.)
In like manner...3 youths at my home were neglected;)
I must say that based on the heat here in New Mexico I personally would have tossed the kids and the blow up toys out and I would be laying in the pool with a lemonade!!
As to the tasting of the fingers, your child is exhibiting all the early signs of cannibalism and must be treated immediately with high doses of processed foods. This has been the only known method of curbing this behavior.
To the most beautiful of the victims...I agree with Diane hugs around the entire room and all the charges will be dropped!!!!
I am working on something after speaking to my bloggity friend and I visiting on the phone.
And I totally enjoyed hearing the kids in the background:)!!
Jennifer
Jen
yeah, well you lucked out. No one (them or I) was screaming....might want to quit while you're ahead ;-)
Diane, great list...I'm sure I could think of a few to add...if my brain were still working.....
Yep... Guilty, as charged!
hee hee....very cute post! :) Love little Sugars dress...so adorable...makes me long for my grown babies again!! my baby is now 9!!
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