I was wondering why it seems that here lately women are content to walk around with wedgies.
I mean to tell ya, not even the discreet yank down or nuthin!
I notice this most often at church. you know with all that sit-stand-sit-stand-kneel-stand-sit going on people just don't all rise and lower at the same time and sooner or later you're bound to get a perfect view of the girl in front of you's butt....which more often than not has a healthy portion of pant or skirt material stuck up the crack.
It finally dawned on me yesterday at church....none of these wedgie women are showing pantylines....
AHA! must be wearing a thong.
Which explains why they DON'T KNOW that half their skirt is wedged up there. I mean if you've gotten used to material between your cheeks I guess a bit more or less won't bother you too much.
So, I'm officially posting a warning to all thong wearers. Please check your clothes frequently, chances are you're sporting a wedgie unawares.