My Husband "Subvet" says that when our first son "Sonshine" was born the sun rose on our world, when our second son "Gator" was born the sun laughed and when our daughter "Sugars" was born all the flowers bloomed. That says it all.

"Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass...
It's about learning how to dance in the rain."
Anonymous

Your mind is the garden, your
thoughts are the seeds, the harvest can either be flowers or weeds. — William
Wordsworth

Monday, November 9, 2009

Thong Thoughts

I was wondering why it seems that here lately women are content to walk around with wedgies.

I mean to tell ya, not even the discreet yank down or nuthin!

I notice this most often at church. you know with all that sit-stand-sit-stand-kneel-stand-sit going on people just don't all rise and lower at the same time and sooner or later you're bound to get a perfect view of the girl in front of you's butt....which more often than not has a healthy portion of pant or skirt material stuck up the crack.

It finally dawned on me yesterday at church....none of these wedgie women are showing pantylines....

AHA! must be wearing a thong.

Which explains why they DON'T KNOW that half their skirt is wedged up there. I mean if you've gotten used to material between your cheeks I guess a bit more or less won't bother you too much.

So, I'm officially posting a warning to all thong wearers. Please check your clothes frequently, chances are you're sporting a wedgie unawares.

11 comments:

Subvet said...

Gee, thanks for that thought. FWIW, time in church should be spent focusing our thoughts on God and NOT on the buttcheeks in front of us. You're not making things any easier!

MightyMom said...

I WAS focusing on God. But I can't keep my eyes shut the WHOLE TIME!!

and I'm shorter than you, remember. Gazing over everyone's heads is not an option.

Sara said...

I always think it's bad enough that women wear skin tight, white pants. Now there are no pantylines so everyone know's they're wearing a thong. Seems to me, if you don't want your fellow man thinking bad thoughts you should make the sacrifice and wear underwear so there are unappealing lines to keep his thoughts pure.

Mary said...

Sarah,

Even worse than a wedgie is the women who wear white pants and black or pink or red thongs. It's a show in itself. And in church...I can't imagine. Women today have no respect for themselves. No way would I ever wear a thong.

Wishing you a great day.
Blessings,
Mary

Linda said...

Personally I just don't get it - it just seems like it would be so uncomfortable!

ellen b. said...

Are you visual. I am and it's hard to miss things around me even when I'm worshiping. :0)
I can't imagine wearing a thong...TMI.

Adrienne said...

I'm like ellen - I don't miss a thing. I'm always struck by the women wearing tight jeans and the that thick middle seam is crammed up her tookus. Then I try to imagine how a guy would view such a sight.

I don't care if women wear pants - they just need a three way mirror to see how immodest ill-fitting pants can be. And they should stick to dress slacks for church.

Thongs? Ugh - nasty, dirty, and uncomfortable.

diana said...

i know you're being serious, but i can't help but chuckle at this post (and then subvet's comment). no one has even mentioned the "whale's tail."

Stephanie D. said...

I have a problem with thong-wearers bending over and the waistband sticking waayyy up over the top of their jeans.

Oh, and this is my own personal pet peeve: hugely pregnant women in skimpy tops with 6 inches of belly and stretch marks showing. I know the pregnant woman is supposed to be beautiful--but that just looks tacky to me.


Okay, I'm waiting for the onslaught of indignant preggos.

Subvet said...

Yeesshh! You gals are worse than a locker room full of guys. Talk about a bunch of clucking hens. I wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of any criticism by this bunch! No mercy, no prisoners taken.

Now I'm heading to that old fallout shelter down the street. Someone is sure to go nuclear on me.

Mrs4444 said...

You and Subvet are so funny. I agree with you 100%. That cloth in the butt crack thing is so gross!

And BTW, we are supposed to look out for one another, aren't we? Watch each other's "backs"? Isn't that the Christian thing to do, Subvet?! haha