My Husband "Subvet" says that when our first son "Sonshine" was born the sun rose on our world, when our second son "Gator" was born the sun laughed and when our daughter "Sugars" was born all the flowers bloomed. That says it all.

"Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass...
It's about learning how to dance in the rain."
Anonymous

Your mind is the garden, your
thoughts are the seeds, the harvest can either be flowers or weeds. — William
Wordsworth

Sunday, December 6, 2009

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Two hillbillies walked into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they started to talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, began to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she was in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says,

'Kin ya swallar?'

The woman shakes her head no.

Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly slowly walks back to his table.

His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'

advent calendar scripture for today

3 comments:

Linda said...

Ah, if only it were that easy!

Mary said...

I've heard this one before. Cute!!

diana said...

lol. never heard this one. i think i'll have to pass it on to some friends =)