My Husband "Subvet" says that when our first son "Sonshine" was born the sun rose on our world, when our second son "Gator" was born the sun laughed and when our daughter "Sugars" was born all the flowers bloomed. That says it all.

"Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass...
It's about learning how to dance in the rain."
Anonymous

Your mind is the garden, your
thoughts are the seeds, the harvest can either be flowers or weeds. — William
Wordsworth

Thursday, November 18, 2010

C. Diff potty trained my son!!

Honestly! it did!

Clostridium difficile (Greek kloster (κλωστήρ), spindle, and Latin difficile,[1] difficult), also known as "CDF/cdf", or "C. diff", is a species of Gram-positive bacteria of the genus Clostridium that causes diarrhea and other intestinal disease when competing bacteria are wiped out by antibiotics. Wikipedia

Not that I'm endorsing exposing your kids to C Diff out of potty training frustrations or anything!!

However, Gatorboy, ~~~Mr I'm 5 1/2 and in Kindergarten and STILL couldn't care less about underwear~~~ discovered that bending over and watching green stinky watery poop go shooting out his butt at warp speed and splashing in the toilet bowl was FUN.

I mean it's FUN OF THE HIGHEST DEGREE!!!!

Therefore he wanted to go poop in the potty....every time. For fear of missing a chance at watching the show he could create!

Now that the antibiotics have kicked in I think he's a little disappointed .....those ploply turds just aren't as exciting. After all, just like in CSI, it's all about the splatter pattern you know!



~~Now that he's caught it from Gatorboy, I don't think Subvet is quite as excited to have C Diff....but then again...he was already potty trained!!

8 comments:

Angie said...

LOL

Sara said...

Whatever it takes, right?

Stephanie D. said...

Oh my gosh. That's a first for me! lol

Lori said...

never a dull moment at your house?? cackling!

Linda said...

Well now - there's something I never would have thought of! And I can fully understand why Subvet is less than enchanted with his round of it. The poor guy! Still, I guess the C-diff definitely served a useful purpose this go-round! Who knew??!

Lisa said...

Giggling here, guys, though maybe I shouldn't be.... Kinda walks the tightrope between tmi and wow-who'd've thought? (teehee!)

Lisa said...

Giggling here, guys, though maybe I shouldn't be.... Kinda walks the tightrope between tmi and wow-who'd've thought? (teehee!)

Pam said...

YOU are a hoot! I never thot a post about diahrea would be so funny!